Here is the most awaited blog we all were looking for. After seeing the Brobdingnagian efforts from BhasadGuru, Mr Anish Rai, I thought of creating this blog where we all can give our effort to keep each other updated about everyone's life.
So, Guys keep writing on newfangled ideas you have got or reading about ones.
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Here goes the latest and hotest of all....
As you guys might be knowing that we had a get together in bangalore last weekend. All of you were wondering why bond was not there. I have got a byte on this from our NITC informer (Sumit). I thought to put it in update.
If you are given two options, one to go with 3 chicks alone to kodai (once in a life time opportunity) and the other is to go to bangalore to meet your friends (which you can do at any point of your life), which one will you choose.......I know the obvious choice will be first one, and that's what our HERO (bond) did.
Time of monsoon in kodai, cold weather, 3 hot options available, with such favourable conditions (for s** ofcourse).........raised our hero, with the sizzling memories of mumbai NASA, and errrrrrrrrrr stop, its a byte and for the name of the girl and whole story you can ask any of the following peoples:
1) Sumit
2) Bond
3,4,5) Bond Angels
Concept, Story & Screenplay-> By Sumit
Actors -> Bond and his Angels
BIG BANG...........
After a series of drama by bond on my special report on his visit to kodai, I was about to quit this job. Then I came across the most sensational and most awaited story.
Yeah, you are thinking in right direction its about ANISH RAI. After I got the hint from our sources about our anish's affair has crossed the boundaries (much expected from our HERO) and it was blooming in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I started my search to collect more details on this. After a painstakingly study of his friend list, I found following candidates fulfilling the criteria.
1) Name: Carol Oliveira
Location: United States
Age: 21
Relationship Status: "Single" (Going to be committed to Rai )
2) Name: Prathima Naidu
Location: LA, California
Age: 22
Relationship Status: "Single" (waiting for Rai )
3) Name: kopal pandit
Location: Long Island, NY
Age: 22
Relationship Status: "Committed" ( Rai Should change his status too )
4) Name: Erina Ghosh
Location: St. louis
Age: 23
Relationship Status: "Single" ( chakks trying hard on her, but the winner will be Rai )
I Request our honourable Anish Rai to comeup and show us the right path leading to our "BHAUJI(S)".As we are weak in multiple choice questions.
why were u to quit d job?? wat's all d drama-shrama u r talking abt??
Well drama was too sentimental and girly also....You know how bond is....
1)Dont ever talk to me nw......was his first scrap after he put me in his ignore list on orkut........
2)Dont even Try to contact me.....was the second......I dnt why he was saying one line again and again in different words.......
I received many such scraps from him....what a loser bond......
I was fed up with his senti shit and thought of quitting my sacred job....before this mindboggling news came......
Back to Anish rai.......
Clearing the mist on the girl's name Its time to disclose that...
She is :
Name: Prathima Naidu
Location: LA, California
Age: 22
Relationship Status: "Single" (wait over for Rai )
In his silent consent, anish has approved about the girl's details.
Man, Anish is far more better at girls then i expected....He is the best......We are hearing about this now but his love affair started way back in school days...but clever rai never let anyone have a hint about it.....
POWER OF WOMAN.....
Like we all have heard about the great power of "TRUE" love, which can turn an evil person into saint. Same is what happened with anish.
Spending night in cc chatting with his girl, day dreaming about her in the classes (Yes, he started attending classes) are few of the activites anish is into now a days...
He was having some problem with his old phone while receiving call from USA, so he bought new SONY ERRICSON to have a smooth talk with his dreamgirl.....
Now, If you meet anish rai and see him busy with his phone and ear phone all the time dont be surprised....erase the image of old anish rai from your mind here is the new one......
Some of the related updates:
1) Anish has applied for US visa and will be travelling soon.
2) Anish and bhauji has planned to settle there.
I on behalf of everyone congrats Anish Rai and wish him happy committed life...... :'(
We all will miss You :)
Anything and everything said about here in this blog about anish rai which i suppose is a fictitious character by chetan ,,u bloody liar...
the anish rai i know for quite some time now was madly in love with a maid who workED in the aprtment next 2 his, back by that time she was this young woman,APPROX 53 YEARS old.love blossomd between them,and da rest is a legend stil takd about in bhilai.shE IS NO MORE..And in RAi s words "HUM EK BAAR JEETA HAI EK BAR MARTA HAI ,PYAR BHI EK HI BAAR HOTA HAI" Iam sorry Rai mujhe aaj bhi dukh hai main KAMLA ko nahi bacha paya....
May be jibi is telling truth (very less probability) ... May be his first love is that maid (kamla)...but anish has moved on with her.......
Like Anish said
HUM EK BAAR JEETA HAI EK BAR MARTA HAI ,PYAR BHI EK HI BAAR HOTA HAi
But Friend jibi u forgot about the main line
AUR SHADI BHI EK HI BAAR HI HOTI HAI
Rai has planned to get married and settle down somewhere far away (USA) from the memories of kamla.....
NOTE: All the posts in here are based on careful study by the author and have proofs before posting on the blog.
k.guys and gals(abe laundiya to hai hi nahi.abe chetan bandiyan le aao bhai is blog par.dil laga rahega,tum logo ka.apne paas to bahut sari hai !!).janta fokat baat ka batangad bana rahi hai.isliye pehle main clarifications de dun.
chetan ke comments ekdum 100% sach hai.char bandiya thi, charo america me hai abhi.3 mere skul me padhti thi, ek baar baat kya kar liye inse mere peeche hi pad gayin.haa bhai.ab main itna bond hu to kya kar sakte hain.ek ka aise hi scrap aa gaya orkut par,maine reply kar diya.bas tab se wo bhi mujhe apna dil de baithi.in sab ko kaise bhi samjhaiya bujhaiya ki tumhari aukat nahi hai ki meri setting bano.dil tut gaya sabka,lekin ab kya kare what has 2 b done,has 2 b done.bahut mushkil se shant kiya hai.suicide ki dhamkiya dene lagi isliye ab atlst i reply dere scraps.bhaiyo isliye ab tumne chingari fir se bhadka di to main inhe shant nahi kar paunga.so let me play cool.aur main shadi wadi kar ke us nahi jaa raha hun.sabhi shadi ki baat karti rahti hain,but who givs a damn.sari ladkiyo ka theka le rakha hai kya maine.abhi bhi meri rah dekh rahi hai ye abla naariyan.lekin yar wat can i do,dey r way below my league.
i hope i satisfied evry1's curiosities
now regarding kamla, first of all,uska nam kamla nahi ta kamine jibi,she was kanta bai.aur age 53 yrs nahi thi, sumwere arnd 35.and hers was d hottest piece of ass i had ever seen naked.bhai,pehli bandi jise i had seen nude in real.aur chetan, jibi is rite.she has a spcl place in ma heart.wo chali gayi,isliye maine fir kisi bandi ko bhav nahi diya.nobdy satsfied my cravings and std.s d way she did.ma first love and lust.aaj bhi main uske liye ye duniya chhodne ko taiyyar hun.but unfortun. ab wo is duniya me hai hi nahi.breast cancer tha use.
again i hop ,sab ko saare jawab mil gaye.
ab jab sabko meri sachhai pata chal gayi hai,i wuld lik to bring evry1 uptodate regarding evry1else.
gat dino banglr me MTV ROADIES '06 hua(sach me guys,apne bande really gave d intrvws),jisme hamare sare toduon ne hissa liya.obviusly dey got selected for dere intrvws with raghu.iske baad kya hua, iske khabre mujhe khud intervwrs aur unke saath jo gaye the unse mili.95% tak sach hai.ab 100% sach to swayam anish rai, aur gurudev jibi bhi nahi bolte.Actually is bar ke intrvws me u get d transcripts of d intrvw,so dat u can improve upon ur weakness,d nxt time.
dats wat i got hold of.ise meri creativity samajh ke bhasad mat man lena,bcoz i hav only scanned d transcripts,saved dem in a word file and published dem here.
SO HERE DEY ARE ,
shabash rai,bahut jabar,abe mujhe itna to pata tha ki tujhe auntiyo pe hi dil ata hai....wo bhi kyun na ho,akhir tum bhi diwane ho na gadrai jawani ke....ab rai ke bhi kya kehne ...bhartiy nariyo ( inme se ek koi bichari rigveda thi) ka udhdhar karne ke bad ab USA me danda gadne chla..bhagwan use paryapt shakti de :)....ab thoda dhyan timu ke albm pe lata hun.....usme timu ne ek photo me apne majboot kandho ka sahara ek pehlwan (aao dikra type ki)laundiya ko diya hai....aur baju me 2 aur chhoriya hain.ab to ye timu hi jane ki wo kisko impress kar raha tha....rest news timu se updation ane pe
DAVE SIR
( umra ka lihaz karte hue, senior citizen quota me sabse pehle dave sir ka intrvw hai )
raghu : u r nikhil rite, so wassup nikhil.
dave sir : suarya
nikhil(chinappa) : dude he said wassup.
dave sir : suarya
raghu : abe psycho hai kya bhai.
dave sir : suarya
nikhil : u fukin retard, wat d hell r u doin.
dave sir : suarya
raghu : mere baap. kaun hai, kya hai suarya.
dave sir( kisi aur ke muh se suarya ka zikr sun kar, dave sir came bak 2 reality) : suarya. she's is d luv of ma life, d reason i live,i breathe, i pee,i shit,i jerk off .....
nikhil : chill mar dost. so she's ur girlfrnd.
dave sir : girlfrnd hogi teri bhadwe.suna nahi kya bola.she's d reason i exist.girlfrnd doesnot even begin 2 xpress d feelings i hav for her.
raghu : shant gadadhari bheem shant.tum to gussa ho gaye.achha chalo suarya chhodo.tell me wats d craziest thing u hav evr done.
dave sir : apni suarya ko chhod kar tumhara ye chutiyape ka intrvw dene aa gaya, i culd not hav been crazier.main jaa raha hun uske paas, wapas. i alrdy miss her.
nikhil : bhai mere. ab yaha tak aa gaye ho to intrvw bhi pura kar lo.5 more min.
dave sir : 5 min. dats it.usse jyada ek sec nahi.suarya main aa raha hun.
raghu : achha nikhil,on roadies u hav to drive bikes.u kno dat rite.u ride any bike.
dave sir : ya. i hav a kawasaki eliminator. d best thing evr on indian roads.
raghu : eliminator.fuk.i hav been desperately lukin for one.hav u brought it here.can i ride it once.
dave sir (bhayankar gusse me): teri maa ka...takle saale teri aukat bahut badh gayi hai.meri eliminator chalayega tu.saala rai jaisa todu aaya tha, use haath lagane nahi diya, tu kaun hai be.(haan bhai sach me, chhune tak nahi mili.peeche baithne par baap kahta tha ki , g**nd hawa me rehni chahiye touch nahi honi chahiye.mujhe to lagta hai agar suarya se setting nahi bani, to eliminator ko hi ardhangani bana kar ghumayenge.).bas be bahut paka liya tumne, ab main jaa raha hu apni jaan ke paas.
raghu : k. nikhil just 1 last ques , how did d name suarya come into xistence.
dave sir(d big 1,d 1 u all hav been waitin for, d story behind suarya) : ha ha ... sweet memories.actually at dat point of time she was just ma girlfrnd, i am not goin 2 tell u her name, fcourse.we had plannd a romantic outing in the countryside.d location had evrythin trees, lake, ducks,chicks,horses, pigs,u name it.and ma suarya luvs d smell of shit, specially horseshit.so v were walkin along ,holdin hands, towards d horses.midway i noticed a pig f**kin a sow(female pig).i said "darlin, u kno pigs' orgasm can sumtimes last for 30 min(sach me bhai, yakin na ho to,wiki chek mar lo).longest for a mammal." impress karne ki koshish kar raha tha mai use obviously. wid ma G.K. and stamina. neways, she sweetly replied " suar ya ...(falan thikan,doesn't matter )". such was her innocence, her sanguine inculpability, dat i was smitten compltly and she has been
" suar ya " evrsince 2 me. (samjhe chutiyon, aur tum sochte the ki surya matlab female suar.chutiye hi rahoge na tum log).
ye bata kar dave sir to waha se chal diye. but he left behind 2 judges stunned to silence.itni g*nd unki kabhi nahi mari thi.lekin ab tak dave sir jaise todu fodu se mile hi kaha the wo.boss, apna baap bhayankar item hai.
waise dave sir ki sagai ho rahi 10th feb ko suarya se, hume to bulayenge nahi but neway, congrats.
bismit a.k.a nai
as evry1 of u knows, nai doesn't have much free time.kyo, kuch purane googl etc. ke scraps padh lo chamk jayega.badi mushkil se apne side bussiness se fursat nikal kar ,he went to d roadies aud.
raghu : so bismit.how u doin.
bismit : theek hu sir.but rite now i am not doin neone.he he ... (mere jaisi junta jise angrezi kum chamakti ho unke liye nai ne bataya tha ki doing sum1 is a slang for having se* wid sum1.kya witty comment hai nai,tumne to masho ki yaad dila di.)
raghu : k. no need to be a smartass.ye batao , u hav written dat u can be very passionate.tell me sumthing u r passionate abt.
bismit : dat i can't tell.
nikhil : wat .why ?
bismit : bcoz sumthings r bettr left unsaid.
nikhil : it doesn't work dat way here.here we ques., u answer.understood.
bismit : i dont have ne problem, u r d ones who will face problems,if i answr dat ques. ( man lo bhai, judges, nai ki baat maan lo, nahi to jawaab sun ke g*nd fat ke halak me aa jayegi.)
raghu : u needn't worry.u just reply.(ye raghu chutiya hai.ab jawab sun madar..,)
bismit : k.boss. i am passionate abt safai.jahan bhi growth badh jaati hai, andhera hote hi us area ko main saaf kar deta hun.
raghu : wat does dat mean.be a bit more xplicit ( ye raghu apne haath se hi apni g*nd me ungli kyon kar raha hai.)
bismit : are yaar.try nd understand.achha ek rai nam ka mahatman hai uske scraps padh lo khud hi samajh jayoge.
raghu ne lappy mangwaya,mere informative scraps padhe and den it clickd 2 him ,wat is nai passnt abt.and as xpctd g*nd halak me aa gayi.
raghu : unfu*inbelievable.to tum chu* ke nai ho.i thot,tumhari prajati alrdy xtinct ho chuki hai .awsome dude awsome.tum ho wo dark knai, d one evry girl in town is talkin abt. d unknown face of dat maskd messiah, d 1 who makes all d women go weak in dere knees,jiska nam sunte hi har bandi ka haath, barbas hi apne maidan ki ore chala jata hai.jis ki wajah se bandiyon ka neeche ka vegetation badhta hi jaa raha,ki kab dark knai aaye aur safai kar jaaye.and all dis anonymously, nobdy even had a sniff, abt ur identity.xcept for dis god fcourse ,wats his name ,ya, anish rai.ab tumhara kya intrvw le.humare ahobhagya ki aap padhare. tum batao, wat r ur plans for roadies 06.
bismit : are yar.isliye i was not telling.i don't want ne preferential trtment.nobody shuld kno my truth, nahi to takle tere ghar me bhi bahu betiyan hongi hi , aisi safai karunga ki fir kabhi haryali aayegi hi nahi.hamesha ke liye banjar kar dunga.
raghu : theek hai prabhu,u hav ma word nobdy will kno.but now dat we're into it, i'ld like 2 kno do u have ne fav. designs or nething.
bismit : i won't open ma trade secrets dude.but ya.i hav ma favrts.absolut fav. to hai ki main maidan ko apne ustre ,google, ka shape de deta hun.lettering bhi mujhe bahut pasand hai. usually, samsung hi karta hun. many more but, i won't tell evrything.aajkal i also sign off as "d dark knai & google".(sorta based on batman and robin).but nowadays i hav acquired sum other tastes.
nikhil : wat tastes ,sir .
bismit : are yar nikhil, aisa hai ki jis maidan ka vegetation mujhe bahut pasand aata hai,waha se sample kat kar rakh leta hun.fir i use it for 2 things. 1st mere ghar ke samne ek garden hai.waha wahi ghise peete plants hai.so in samples ko waha garden me laga detam hun,and den i provid propr irrigation.kuch deeno me leh lehati fasle nikal aati hai.aur fir maine unhe kaat deta hun ,fcourse.lagata hi isliye hun ki ,jab bhi safai ka man kare mere fav. types shuld me nearby. aur d 2nd thing i do, is my way of saying thanks to the woman community at large, to whom i am sincerely grateful, for providing me wid a passion in life.
raghu : lekin sir , aap karte kya hain.
bismit : dedh footiye bata raha hun na.bhavnao me beh gaya tha yar.samjha karo.haan to wat i do is, inhi, mere fav. samples me se ,kuch pick kar ke, ye branded showrums me jo female busts(statues) lage hote hai na, unke appropt. position me chipka deta hun.to giv dem a touch of reality.to always remind myself, newhere,netime wat it means to b d "dark knai".( iska to main chasmadid gawah hun.nai mujhe adidas ke showrum lekar gaya tha forum me.wahan aise hi bal jaisa kuch dikh raha tha un busts par. i was not sure.tabhi nai kehta hai."wo dekh raha hai rai,ye jab mera google gum gaya tha na, to jo last safai ki thi, as a memorial yaha laga diya.ta ki hamesha mujhe yaad rahe ki bina google ke ye jeevan kitna neeras lagta hai.")
raghu : it was gr8 talkin 2 u.sir, waitin for u at roadies' 06.
bismit : ya sure.mujhe bhi samsung aur banglr ke samples use karte hue bahut tim ho gaya. i want 2 c wat other places in india hav 2 offer.raghu, tumhe is bar apni female roadies ki safai ki fikr karne ki zaroorat nahi hai. " knai hu na" .
bismit uth kar khade ho gaye aur jaane lage. tabhi he remenbrd sumthing.he said to raghu " are raghu , tell ur receptionists dat dey need bettr irrigation.at regular "periods", proper irrigation milna chahiye.abhi ke liye to maine lettering kar di hai, u'll lik it it says "mtv roadies 06".but ask dem 2b a bit more particular next time.aur ye tumhari jo bai hai, she's better ,lekin
roadies ke "O" ,ke badle uska "O" rakh diya maine.bahut bada gaddha tha, aur ek "O" letter karta to spelling galat ho jaati."
ye aadmi ,roadies ke set par bhi haath saaf kar aaya." d dark knai and googl".uff
bas dosto aaj ke lye itna hi, kal fir time mila to baki intrvws se roobaroo honge.
han janta to maine apne wade ke anusar deshara dhamaka lekar aa gaya hun....waise main ise diwali pe release karne wala tha, taki apne story ko kuchh aur depth de sakun lekin ab control nahi hi raha hai...so here it is...ye story 2 killers ki hai aur title hai bachna-e-hasino.... waise mujhe pata hai ye movie jyada logo ko pasand nahi ai hogi, lekin meri ye story jarur pasand ayegi(yash raj ka dust mere mukable kya ghanta tik payega)... ye story tab start hoti hai jab apna killer1(dimpy) 9th class me tha..DPS ke high class enviornment me ek laundiyo ki kya kami hoti hai( rai se hi puchh lo.. :-) )humm to unme se ek pe apne killer ka dil aa gaya ladki ka nam Saina tha...abhi tak sari kaliyan killer ke pichhe bhagti thi to dimpy unko bhaw hi nahi deta tha... ye pehli kanya aai jo dimpy ko ignore mar rahi thi(ye to kewal dikhawa hi tha, andar hi andar aag sulag rahi thi) dimpy ko aisi attitude wali ladki pehli bar mili thi.. phir kya tha use impress karne ka khel suru hua.. dono jabki ek hi colony me rahte the, to pehla mauka wahi mila.. time tha diwali celebration, jub puri colony ek jagah sath me patakhe phodti hai..(dimpy ne is get-together ke lie pehle hi kuchh soch rakh tha) sab apne me mast the, tabhi achanak kisi ne rocket chhodi jo deviate hokar sidha saina ke lehnge se ja takraya, kisi ka dhyan hi nahi gaya..isse pehle ki kuchh anhoni ho jaye dimpy ne teji se akar lehnge me lagi chingari ko bujha diya aur dhundne ka natak kiya ki kaun maa ka lau*a hai jisne ye gustakhi ki..lekin koi nahi mila(milega bhi kaise sab killer ka hi kiya dhara tha.. :P) phir kya tha chhori to pehle hi man hi man dimpy ko chahti thi ab to bhai dimpy ne uski jan bachai... to usne dimpy ko thanks aur kuchh bakwas senti batein kahi jo story ke hisab se bematlab hai.. aur uske bad dono hi sath sath patakhe jalane lage... tabhi kisi pandu ne badi si ladi jaladi... ladi ka jalna tha ki saina dar ke mare( use patakho se dar lagta tha aisa maine suna hai) dimpy ke kandho me muh chhipa liya..(ye bhi iska hi kiya dhara tha) dimpy ne bhi bina mauka gawae use dono hatho se jakad liya..kehte hain ladi pure 10 min tak jali.. tab tak ye prem-alingan isi tarah barkarar raha. to yahan se pehli love story start hoti hai...phir to kya tha roj school me 1 ghante jaldi jana aur 1 ghante deri se ana ye sab chalne laga.. classess bunk karke canteen, movie(sabse flop movie hi dekhne jate the taki theatre me kewal do hi hon)etc.. lekin dukhad mod tan aya jab chhori ke papa ka transfer dusari jagah ho gaya.. dimpy ko is baat ka malal tha ki itne papad bele aur abhi tak kuchh khas hua bhi nahi. to bas kuchh kar gujarne ka waqt aa gaya tha...valentine day.. dono hi desperate the, dono taraf aag lagi thi,..... mauka bhi tha aur dastur bhi.. aur..aur.. aur apna dimpy bada ho gaya (:P)..aur bache dino me dimpy aur kitni bar bada hua mujhe nahi pata (kyunki kewal start hi matter karta hai.. bad me to janta use maturity ka title de deti hai)... ab dusari heroin ki entry hoti hai. well wo pehle se hi scene me thi.. lekin dimpy ne kabhi dhyan hi nahi diya ye story manisha koirala ke ek chhoti si love story se bhi chhoti hai..(:P). dimpy ka pehle bhi usse just hi hello hota tha.. wo dimpy se kuchh maths me help liya karti thi.. dimpy bhi bade hi udar bhaw se help kiya karte the.. saina ke rahte tak dimpy ne kabhi gaur nahi kiya ki rashmi(dusari chhori ka nam) bhi itni buri nahi..actually ye jyada patak hai ahn bas thoda mehnat ki jarurat thito usme kya hai apna dimpy to suru se hi mehnati raha hai..( isme kisi ko shayad hi doubt hoga).. phir kya tha..apne killer ko ek aur shandar mauka mila(bina koi papad bele)chhori ne khud phone karke use ghar bulaya.. doubt puchhne ke bahane.. dimpy jab ghar pahuncha to paya ki ghar me kewal wo hi hai... aur kanya ne bhi kewal thin mini skirt(white color me sab dikhta hai)pehan ke samne aa gai.. phir kya tha chhori ki rajamandi ke sath dimpy aur bada ho gaya (:P)kehten hain us din dimpy ne abhi tak ke life me sabse jyada mehnat ki... inhi mehnato ka result ye tha ki dimpy iit jate jate nit calicut pahuch gaya...aap sab soch rahe honge ki bichre ke sath kitna bura hua...lekin bhagwan kabhi bhi mehanati bando ka sath nahi chhodta... aur yahan apne dimpy ke 3rd love story ka plateform taiyar ho raha tha...aisa maine isliye kaha kyunki ab jo heroin ane wali tha wo bhi killer personality wali thi.usne bhi ab tak apne account me 2 logo ka nam jod rakha tha(1st lawra, 2nd 007).. abhi dimpy ke story se hatkar thoda kanya ke pichhli jindagi me najar dal le..
nitc 1st year architecture branch..
pel ki kali pili aur kuchh NRI laundiyo se bhara pure 48 student
ka batch... isme bandi ne sabse pehle lawre ko chuna( chhora padhai me thik hone se archi ke kam me bahut madad kiya.. apne assignment chhodkar uska assignmt banaya)...chhori ne bhi bich bich me dilase ke teur pe lawre( bada hi dubla ptla sa banda hai , lekin main keh sakta hun ki kamjor nahi hai... kyunki munnar trip me mera ek mukka haste haste sah gaya tha.. :P) ko 2-3 bar ILU kaha. (agar sabut chahiye to 007 ke cell me recording ko janta sun sakti hai).. lekin bichare ke sath NASA trip me jo kuchh bhi hua... use sochkar sare mahnati bande mehnat karna chhod denge... tab se lawra 1960 ke gane sunne laga...(bichare d-hostel ki janta)khair jo bhi hua bada bura hua...ye tha killer2 ka pehla shikar..ab 007 ki bari hai(janta pyar se inhe bond bhi bulati hai lekin main 007 hi kehna pasand karta hun)..kya kahun isne bhi lawre ke sath hi try marna suru kiya tha lekin thode hi-tech tarike se... isme iske hi-tech cell ki bahut bhimika rahi hai... ye apna cell lawre ko killer2 se baat karne ko dete the... jo bhi baat hoti wo record ho jati thi.. phir ye recording se pura status collect karke apna age ka step plan karta tha....( lekin sab bekar gaya... are use to ladki ke surname me hi sab samajh jana tha... jain ki bandhu...matlab bhai behan ka pyar hi panap sakta tha)... khair 007 ke sath lawre jaisa bura kuchh nahi hua kyunki usi NASA trip me isne MPU-2004 batch ka pehla khel khela tha( jise sunkar nanhe gan*u mujhe raat 2 baje sunane aya tha)..to ye tha killer2 ka dusra shikar....ab flash back se wapas ate hain... dono hi killer ka abhi tak ka count 2 hai...(:P)... lawre aur 007 pe 2.5 sal barbad karneke baad dono killer ke bich chemistry banni suru hui...ye age ki phisics banne ka plateform tha.. janta ko us samay jyada chamka nahi tha.. kyunki kuchh hi mahino ke bad placement ka haua sabke sir pe ane wala tha...dimpy ne usi pal ka phayda uthate hue apni setting aur badhai...waise main tab tak dimpy ko strategy ke mamle me bahut kamjor samjhta tha... lakin usne mujhe galat sabit kiya... usne lawre aur 007 ke sath hue hadso se sabak liya aur apne killer instinct ka bharpur use karte hue apna khel khela (007 ki bahut jali aur baki janta ne bhi dimpy ko dost ki pith pe chhura ghopne wala gaddar bataya...lekin main ye sab nahi manta kyunki is bar pahal chhori ki taraf se hi hui thi)... khair jab tak janta ko ye sab samajh me ata tab tak dimpy ne chhori ka birthday bhi uske sath celebrate kar liya tha... maine puchha ki kya gift diya..to wo sharma ke tal gaya(samajhdar ko ishara hi kafi hai.. :P).. aur is tarah ye 2 killer ka pyar parwan chadha...abhi dono sath sath nahi hain lekin ye 2200km ke duri ne dono ke pyar me kami nahi ane di hai...wo nitc me ahein bharti rahti hai aur dimpy yahan hyderabad me practice (:P)karta rehta hai.aaj bhi dimpy aur kanya me ghanto baten hoti hain... 007 ne bhi sach swikar liya hai aur ek achchhe bhai(dono ka) ki tarah har kam me madad karta hai..(:P)... kanya ne dimpy ko kai bar college bulaya hai...lekin dimpy ko sahi samay ka intezaar hai... ho sakta hai wo sahi samay ... CONVOCATION ya RAGAM ho jaye kuchh keh nahi sakta... ( dimpy ne kai baar mujhse CONVOCATION me chalne ka kaha hai).... ab sab bhagwan pe chhod diya hai...dekho 2 killer kab milte hain... (:P)
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: is story ko banane me maine apne 4 sal ke nitc life ke anubhawo ko lagaya hai.sath hi main is pure news updation ke liye apne suchna tantra nanhe, leader, dimpy khud,dada,..aur han at last but naot the least 007 ka mobile jiske bina puri story ka pata lagna namumkin tha, in sabhi ka sukriya ada karna chahunga
bhai.......diwali......special kahan hai..........
baba jaldi kuch post karo.........
haa bhai hume bhi intezaar hai...diwali bonanza ka.....bahut kuch chal raha hai aur idhar kuch khabar nahi hai....baba keep updatin abt boka.......aur jahaa tak rai ka sawaal hai to uski kaabiliyat pe kisi ko shak nahi tha......n rai m waitin 4sum mor roadies intrvws.......apne launde mast chamka riye hai......
Han janta….Dussera edition ke superhit hone ke bad ab main apki seva me Diwali edition ka dhamaka lekar aa gaya hun…ab jabki kal main ghar ko nikal raha hun to socha jald hi post kar deta hun…last edition me kewal ek hi hero ki mar li gai thi….bichara dhukhi hokar kolkata bhag gaya tha…to is Diwali me maine thoda change kiya hai aur multistarer story release karne ka faisla liya hai…humm to is story ka title hai FEEL GOOD FACTOR(FGF)....ye wo lamha hota hai jab janta 1st time kuchh aisa anubhav karti hai jise wo yaad karke halka hota rehta hai.. :P ( Ab mujhe samajh me aya kyun adwani aur atal ji FEEL GOOD FACTOR ki mala japte rehte the….sala soniya ji ke sath bitaye lamho ko yaad karke halka hote rahte the)…han to aisa nahi hai ki hamari janta is shandar anubhaw se achhoti reh gai…to yahan main prastut karne ja raha hun wo TOP 10
Sitare jinhe is rumani pal ko jine ka mauka mila…
1.)10th rank pe hain TAUJI:
hamare BDF ke GSEC ke bare me sab jante hain. Inse SUSHIL senior koi nahi hua….specially IRA ke liye(ye nam usi ne diya tha). Inki ranking me pichhadne ka karan hai ki ye one sided FGF tha. Matlab tauji ki taraf se hari jhandi thi lekin IRA hamesha RED Tshirt pahne rehti thi( main to sochta hun tau ji ne akhir wo tshirt hi kyun na utar di..lekin wo sushil thahre..:P)..jab bhi treate dene gaye to IRA ke sath hathi ka bachchha hamesha sath me…pel ke katate…lekin is ummid ke sath ki kabhi to akele milegi… kismat se wo mauka hath aa gaya…COPs jindabad…bas phir kya tha ..IRA ko pata tha ki wo phas gai hai..to gusse me akar 100/- ka order kar diya..tau ji haste haste sab kar diye…phir idhar udhar ki baton ke baat jab dil ki kahne hi wale the ki dur se lamboo sir aur baba sir ate dikh gaye..(tau ji ke man me jarur aya hoga ki ye unt gan** kaha se aa gaya..:P)..bas phir to jo aap soch rahe hain wahi hua..tauji ke 100 /- aur kharch ho gaye..aur lamboo sir aur baba sir hi apni gyan cho*te rah gaye)…uske bad tauji ko dubara mauka kabhi bhi nahi mila…isi pal ko wo hamesha yaad rakhe the..tab tak jab tak wo MANDIR kand nahi hua ..uske bad tauji sadme me akar aisa kya kadam uthaye ki jiska parinam ghatak BABBARSHER ke rup me nikla…(:P)
2.)9th rank pe hai TIMU:
is bal bramhchari ki bhi jabar kahani hai…koi dur ki ristedar ki chhori POOJA (badla hua nam hai...timu ke hisab se iski shakal pooja batra se milti hai) hai jiska bachpan se ghar me ana jana tha…timu apne man ki baat kabhi bata nahi paya..Kanya bhi apne armano ko andar hi dabaye rkhi thi...mauka tha Satyanarayn Kath ka.....Timu final year ki apni pehli bunk marke ghar gaya tha..:P..celll me raat raat bhar SMS ka khel hota rehta tha...timu is baar nanhe aur mitti ke uksane pe thoda man ko pakka kar liya tha ki is baar to kuchh kar hi gujrega..rasmo ke hisab se timu ko dhoti pehni thi lekin use ata nahi tha...ghar me sabhi apne kamo me wyast the....timu kisi bhi ghar ke sadasyo ka help nahi lena chahta tha( taki use ENG ke end me bhi bachchha na samjhe)...ab aap soch rahe honge kya hua hoga... mujhe jyada pata nahi lekin timu us din bade sundar dhang se dhoti pehan ke POOJA kiya( isiliye timu swadesh ka dhoti wala scene din me roj do bar dekhta tha).... shayad yahi wo lamha(FGF) hai jiska harjana L S Grooves app ke bathroom ko bhugtna padta hai...ab janta ko samajh me aa hi gaya hoga ki kyun gaurav sir bathroom ragad ragad ke saf karte hain... :P( is story me bhi TIMU aur kanya ne ek dusre ko sparsh nahi kiya hai islie ye 9th rank pe hai)
3.) 8th rank pe hai BABA(yani ki main):
jab sab randwo pe ishwar meharban hai to main to uska sab se bada pujari hun..to unhone mujh par bhi apni kripa dhikha hi di...mujhe ye mauka mila jab main apne dost aur uske dosto ke sath nagarjun dam ghumne gaya tha...sath me ek kanya bhi sath me thi ..main uske car me hi baithkar gaya tha...dam me to ghanta maja aya...wahan pas me ek jharna tha..wahan par kanya to pani me kud gai...lekin hum sab extra kapde na hone ki wajah se bahar hi reh gaye(kasam se us samay aisa lag raha tha apna sar phod lun)..khair abhi bhi mauka pura hath se gaya nahi tha..uske bad sabko boating ki sujhi..mujhe sab boring lag raha tha..lekin achanak boat ko dekhkar mere chehre pe kutil muskan aa gai..ye boat thik usi type ki thi jaise janta ne shayad ROJA me dekhi hogi(are kadhai jaise gol gol..chappu wali)...usme aram se 4 log ja sakte the..to main kanya wali toli me shamil ho gaya...pahle humari toli chadhi..pata nahi janta ko kya sujha sare chadh gaye(pehle to man hi man bahut gali diya..lekin jo bhi hota hai achchhe ke liye hota hai...pehle kanya mere baju me thi lekin kuchh inch ki duri pe..lekin ab koi bhi duriya nahi thi....wo pehle bhigi hui thi..main ab bhig raha tha...:P)...phir to pure 20 min tak boating ke maje liye...(bhagwan tera lakh lakh shukra hai...) dusra mauka mujhe apne TEAM outing me mila jab bharat band pure form me 3 ghante tak DJ me nachta raha... baki janta pata nahi kyun sharma rahi thi..lekin mujhe dhekhkar dhire dhire janta me josh aya aur phir wo bhi aa gaye... maine us din 1 ghante to kewal kanyao ke sath hi dance kiya..dance karte karte achanak ek bar mera hath sath me dance kar rahi punjabi laundiya(iske baju me hi JYM me 20 min tak trad mil me roj dudta rehta hun) ke Bob* pe pada..hath me ekdam se soft chiz mahsus hui...mujhe tab realise hua ki kuchh gadbad ho gai hai..maine turant sorry kaha...wo boli it’s ok...(achchha hua welcome nahi kahi..warna us din ke doodh ka kota wahi pi liya hota..:P)..to is FGF ko jab bhi imerjency ati hai yaad karke halka ho leta hun...nanhe ab to samajh me aa gaya hai ki mere chehre pe ayi chamak ka raj kya tha(maine apne is FGF ko 8th rank isliye diya hai...ki yahan sparsh to hua hai lekin anjane me ..ya phir upar wale ki daya se)..lekin ab yahan se jo ranking ane wali hai wo HABSI janta hai jinhone ne khud mauke banaye ..aur ...:P.
4.)7th rank pe hai NANHE:
iske life me khas nam wali chhoriyo ka bada prabhaw hai…khair uski charcha kabhi aur karenge..han to hawsiyo ki list me ye sabse nichle paydan me hai(bhai humare college me surmao ki kami nahi thi, so nanhe never mind... :P)..aur isne apne FGF ke plateform banaya tha 1st ke summer vacation me...sare senior ki baat mante hue chhore ne computer coaching join kari thi...guess what kiske sath...IRA ke sath....wo roj apne scooty me ise pick up karne ati aur drop bhi karne jati....coaching jate samay nanhe gadi chalata tha...janbuchkar speed me chalata tha..(reason) jab bhi speed breakar ata to kanya uchhalkar iske peeth pe aa girti thi..bas nanhe isi tarah ke mauke break mar marke bhunata rehta tha...aur dusra majedar pal hota ghar lautate samay...jab wo gadi chalati aur nanhe pichhe baithta tha...wo to gadi dhire chalati aur speed breakar pe almost rok hi deti thi..lekin tab bhi nanhe uske upar kud hi jata tha.(:P)..wo bas yahi bolkar reh jati ke kya kar rahe ho..thik se baitho..nanhe hasta rehta...abki nanhe ne naya nuskha nikala tha...ab uski kamar ko kaske pakdkar pichhe baithne laga...chhori ko bhi isse jyada etraaj nahi tha(kam se kam wo ab kud ke to upar nahi aa sakta tha na) lekin nanhe to nanhe thahra ...wo usse ekdam chipakkar baithta...(kudne se jyada maja to isme aa raha hoga... :P)...aur inhi palo ko maine nanhe ke FGF me darj kiya hai....sala habsi...inhi sab ke chalte kanya apna coarse adhura chhodke chali gai...aur nanhe ka course adhura hi reh gaya...(:P)
5.) 6th rank pe hai LEADER:
hamesha apni ga** ( jo naam bas ke liye hai) ko hamesha unchi jagah hi tikata tha..hamare group ka self-made dude(:P)..iske habsipane ki bhanak tabhi lag gai thi jab maths tutorial solve karne ek adhokiya mam(nam shayad Gayatri tha) ati thi ..to sala jis gande tarike se hotho pe jibh pherta tha..(how chip..:D)..aur uska yahi haal Dil Shape ga**( kasam se ajtak maine waisi ga** dusri nahi dhekhi) ko dhekhkar hota tha...khair ye sab to dur se feel karne wali batien thi...sale ko asli mauka mila 3rd yr ke end me jab isne Indore me english coaching join kari ...wahan pe koi jabar dude tha jo har Saturday ko launde aur laundiyo ko apas me khulne ke liye dance karata tha...baniya hamesha se nachne me awwal raha hai(mere baad..:P)...bas ye bina kisi jhijhak ke chipak chipak ke dance karta tha...asli maja tab aya jab ise YO type ki Geeta(badla hua nam) mili...ye wahi kanya hai jisne kabhi nanhe ke ga** pe hath mari thi aur nanhe bhag gaya tha(us samay nanhe itna fast nahi hua tha.. :P)..shayad paper dance tha...jaise jaise dance space kam hote gaye ye apas me chipakte gaye...phir to kuchh kehne ki jarurat nahi hai..bas ye samajh lo ki bollywood scene tha...dusra mauka chutiye ko Ashok Leyland ke cultural event me mila..usko dance partner mili to Dil shape jaisi gan** wali(mujhe yakin nahi hota....wo apne me ekluti hi thi.)..jo bhi tha baniya uske sath bhi pel ke uske ga** ko feel karte hue dance kiya..(FGF)...to ye habsiyo me 2nd last rank pe hai.
6.) 5th rank pe hamare PARAMadarniy 3 Tyre wale daddu:
hamre dadaon ke batch ne inhe god ke darje se nawja…mujhe aisa kabhi feel nahi(iske liye man ki ankho ki jarurat hoti hai…) ..mere gyan chakchhu tab khule jab maine unka orkut profile abhi visit kiya…meri najar ek photo pe padi jisme daddu apne kisi dost aur ek chinky bachchhi ke sath me hain…to maine ateet ke panno ko ultaya…time tha jab daddu apni industrial training me dadi(ye bhi dikhne me chinky hi thi) ke sath.suru ki…dono ek hi kamre ko share kiye…janta ne bahut puchha tha to daddu ne itna hi kaha tha ki kewal ek baar dadi ko kapde badalte dekha tha(ek bar to college me hi T-shirt exchange karne pe utaru ho gaye the…:P) …mujhe laga yahi iti-shree ho gaya hoga… lekin us chinky bachhi ki shakal dadi se milti hai(photo wali)…to ab mujhe shak hai ki uske baad bhi kuchh hua hoga… (bechare agru sir)..to maine un anjan palo ko hi daddu ka FGF ghoshit kiya hai.
7.) 4th rank pe hai DIMPY:
Ab iski story to maine dussera edition me kar hi diya tha, aur hamne wahan dekha ki iski life me FGF ki koi kami nahi hai.( :P )..phir bhi baji mari hai iske dusre khel ne jisme ye babu moshay ladki ke ghar khud uska doubt clear karne jate hain, (chhori ke khud ke bulawe par)..baki ke liye janta Bachna-e-hasino refer kar sakti hai(dimpy ka second love)
Aisa nahi tha ki FGF kewal MPU ki janta ke hi nasib me tha...iski hava to dusre aur states me bhi udi thi…aur agle do maharathi jo is Rating list me jagah banane me kamyab rahe hain wo MPU se nahi hain lekin dono hi apni dileri ki wajah se is samman ke hakdar hain.
8.) 3rd rank pe hai RASSU(Electrical branch, UP):
Saal bhar IRA ke pichhe paise aur time lutane ke baad finally chance mila train me jab hum sabhi s2 ke baad ghar ja rahe the…rassu ko pehla chance mila jab uske kuchh bhaiyo ne usse ek shart lagai…shart ye tha ki use IRA ke dabane the..wo bhi subah hone se pehle…rassu ke pas akhri mauka raat me hi tha jab sabke sone ka time hota hai…aur kismat se use ye mauka mil gaya..(Raat 2 baje)..pure coach me andhera tha aur IRA side lower birth pe soi hui thi…bas rassu teji se daudte hue uske bo** dabate hue(FGF) bhag nikla aur jakar sidha toilet me ghus gaya( batate hain IRA ko baad me iski bhanak lag gai thi lekin uska reaction kafi cool tha)..lekin jo bhi ho rassu ke himmat ki dad deni padegi..waise uske himmat ke piche ek aur baat thi..aur ye takat thi s1 ke end me train me IRA ke sath bitaya hua lamha..hua yun tha ki raat ko jabadast thand lag rahi thi..janta ne koi bhi garam kapda apne sath nahi rakha tha( jahir si baat hai… calicut me ghanta thandi padti thi)..lekin rassu ke pas kewal ek kambal tha…aur janta kehti hai ki rassu aur IRA ek sath karib 2 ghante ke liye usi kambal me rahe the..bas yahi wo sanjiwani thi jise ye pandu itni himmat kar gaya…khair well done aur isliye iske FGF ko top 3 me jagah milti hai.
9.) 2nd rank pe hai LAWRA:
Is story ke kai version aye hain.to maine gahan shodh ke (confirmation from dimpy, 007, and …etc) bad sachhai ka pata laga liya hai. Dussera edition me maine apne yahan ki Archi branch ka jikra kiya tha ( isse jabar branch hamare college me aur koi nahi thi..har saal ke end me iski manyta pe talwar latkati thi…phir bhi janta bade hi chill mood me jee rahi thi…yahan pe ladke aur laudiyo ka ratio bada hi jabar tha…aur sath me in sabhi me apas me chemistry, physics (:P) sab badhiya thi..wo to shukra hai ki Lara croft thi (warden) warna abhi tak adhe se jyada archi ke chhore apne apne ladko ka mundan sanskar kara rahe hote(:P)..Lekin tab bhi yahan mauko ki kami nahi thi..aur unhi me ek mauka tha NASA trip-05.Dussera edition ke picture ko karib se dekhte hain…bus me sari janta couple-wise baithe the..LAWRA ko bhi uska joda mil gaya tha..sath me thi chinky (:p) ..raat me driver ne sari lights bhujha di thi …andhere me sare jawan apna karm karne me lage hue the…lawre neb hi mauke ki najakat ko dekhte hue apne kartavy ko dhaya kiya ..lekin ye kya yahan to kanya so gai thi…lekin sabse achchhi baat thi ki wo uske kandhe pe hi apna sir tikakar soi thi..bas phir kyat ha lawre ne dhire se apna hath chhori ke kandhe se le jakar uske bajuo pe rakh diya…phir sahas badha aur hath sarkate hue uske bo** pe le gaya…kanya ki nind tab bhi nahi khuli.Lekin shayad lawre ko laga ki wo sone ka natak kar rahi hai..bas usne ise positive hint samjhte hue apna hath uske kandhe se uthaya aur phir dono hatho se kanya ke bo** ko dhar dabocha(FGF)..kanya ki nind khul gai aur phir baki app sabhi jante hain..phir to D-hostel tha , lawre ki tanhai thi aur sath me Kishore da ke dard bhare gane..(:P)… lekin tab bhi lawre ko uske aporve sahas ka kuchh to phal milna hi tha…aur isi prakram ke liye lawre ke FGF ko mila hai 2nd rank…suna hai ajkal mamla fir se cool ho gaya hai .aur dono achchhe dost hain(:P)
10.) 1st rank pe hai LUI: habsiyo ke sirmaur bana hai LUI(bhai akhir MPU opener tha)
Baat tab ki hai jab LUI drop lekar JEE ki taiyari kar raha tha..school me todu aur mohalle me phodu ke nam se famous tha..ghar ke pas hi 9th standard ki ek balika rahti thi, jo kabhi kabhi maths ke kuchh doubt puchhne lui ke pas ati thi..abhi kuchh hi dino me kanya ka exam ane wala the to usne lui se 2 ghante ke samay nikalne ki request ki....lui ne use dophar ka time diya(is time pe lui ghar me akela hota hai... :P)..phir kya tha kanya jab ghar pahunchi to lui puri planing kiye baitha tha...kanya apni umar ke hisab se hi kapde pahni hui thi..lui ne pent shirt dal rakhi thi ..10 min me ek do article batane ke bad lui use kuchh sawal dekar ,ek min main aya aisa bolkar andar chala gaya...kanya apne que solve karne me magan thi ki tabhi lui wapas lauta..lekin dusri weshbhusha me(kewal barmude aur baniyan me tha.. :P)..kanya thoda chauk to gai lekin use lui ki image ka bharosa tha...lekin wo lui ke hawsi irado se wakif nahi thi...lui ab padhane baitha to dhire dhire kanya ke karib ane laga...aur uski har galti pe uske galo ko sahlane laga..(sala habsi.
Aise hi logo se bachne ke liye to directors JAGO jaisi movie bante hain....:P)…phir pata nahi kya aur kaise hua lekin lui ne apni atmgatha me is baat ko swikaar kiya hai ki usne 15 min ka lambaa smooch liya tha…aur yahi uska tha pehla FGF...phir usne iska kitne baar anad liya ye wahi jane....waise janta ki jankari ke liye latest news ye hai ki ajkal kanya GS,Indore me electronics (1st year ) aur LUI bhi IIM,Indore(1st year) me hai ...aur suna hai abhi unki akhri mulakat ek marathon race me hui thi (IIM ne hi conduct karaya tha)..aur dono ek hi color ki T-shirt pehan ke daude the... :P
NOTE: ab janta soch rahi hai ki sala DIMPY bhi yahi kiya aur LUI bhi fir dono ke havsipane me difference kahan tha..to main uspe roshni dalna chahunga…pehli baat yahan Dimpy ne ek humumra kanya ke sath karm kiya…wo bhi chhori ki marji se, jabki LUI ne darindgi ki sari simao ko par karte hue ek abodh balika ko dhar dabocha…(:P). Yahi baat sharma aur lawre ke case me bhi hai..jinhone hamumra ki madao pe apna chance liya. to isliye sarvsammati se LUI ko havsipane me vijeta ghoshit kiya jata hai
Han janta..maine isme kuchh diggajo ke FGF ko koi rank nahi diya hai jaise:
* model aur hunter wali + uski padosan
* IRA and doggy ( mandir kand)
* DADAji aur uski medical friend( bad me bhasad ke nam se pracharit kiya gaya tha)
* DON daddu aur unki patraniya (:P)
* 007 aur amma(NASA trip-05)
To main sadharan manushya aise mahanubhawo ke karmo ka aklan nahi kar sakta..ye sabhi duniya ke kisi bhi ranking list se pare hain...aur koi list hogi bhi to wo hogi MAMIN CH** list jiski rachna ka samarthya mujhme nahi hai...(:P)
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Bhai logon...itne dino se yeh karyakram chal raha tha aur kuch khabar hi nahi mili...
chetan,baba aur rai ko charansparsh..maan gaya bhai...kya dimaag paya hai...!!!!!
babu cheta maiyya ch*at ho be.kahi ye sab us wali baat ke karan to nahi hai.wahi wali baat , samajh gaye na.!!
dosto bahut dino ke baad online aane ki wajah se latst khel pata nahi tha mujhe.babu to cho* macha raha hai.atishokti alankar nahi hai ye, sach me.sachhi me .sachhi wala sach me.
ye jo blog hai ye dikhawa, bhulawa,tha.janta ka dhyan bhatkane ke liye.asal diwali dhamaka kuch aur hai.babu bata du kya.ab batana hi padega,sach ka tiraskar mujh se bardasht nahi hota.
abe aur kyunki blog update guru hai, main sabko sabki 1 line updates de deta hun.1 line hi yaar, warna magna ho kar likhne lagta hun to bhasd ho jati hai.aur itni lambe intrval ke liye mafi darkar. har baar ki tarah sachhai guranteed.kuch updats ke chasmadid gawah aur subut bhi hai mere paas.
abhay : lui ka shwet( lui ka shwet kya hai sabko pata hi hai), ab shyam ho gaya hai.ab shyam kaise hua ye ek lambi kahani hai, crux itna hai ki lui ne apna shwet kisi shyama ki atyadhik jhaanu colord shyam ch*t me dal diya aur bahar nikalne par bhi rang nahi chhod paya,lui ka formerly shwet now shyam.
ferrari urf rajmata : ghor tragdy hui bhai apni rajmata ke sath.chennai pahunche, comp. ne initial accomod. nahi diya.to ferru paise bachane ke liye 40 rs me 4 din ,4 raat wale lodge (ala coachin ,yaad hai na.) pahunch gaye.ab 4 din to theek hai,4 raaton me abla,akeli rajmata ka un havshiyo ne kya hal kiya.shiv shiv ! ! ye batane se pehle meri jheeva kat ke gir jaye.lekin fir bhi, ferru look at d brightr side.tumhari virginity abhi bhi intact hai.log kahte hai g*nd mar jaye to bhi,virginity kayam rahti hai.
abe babu ye virginity ka hindi kya hai be.batao yaar.
chetan : chetan ka koi updat nahi hai.samjhaute ke antargat mai chetan ki koi updats disclose nahi karunga.waise chetan happy marriage anniversary .bhabhi kaisi hai.unki nochne ki adat to abhi bhi hogi.aur tum jo kah rahe the ki tum nahi rahte ho to,aas paas ke uncle,chaukidaar,maali sabko noch aati hai.uska kya.abhi bhi waise hi hai.doctr ko dikhao be, warna junta kahti hai ke nochne se ch*d failta hai.sach me.doctrs ki bhi yahi rai hai.
mutthu : mutthu bhaiyya, bahut updats le rahe hai.man bhar gaya hoga na ab thanu n. peter(mutthu ki roommate.srsly puch lo mutthu se jise bhasd lag rahi ho ).obvious hai mutthu ka tambu (tambu bole to gr8 ashoka mafik hai, ekdum bam),ek gaddhe me kab tak aayega.abe muthraj iska to ek hi upchar hai.min. 3 max. tumhari ichha, inko ek ke peeche ek
along d y-axis bithao, aur fir tum origin par pura tambu dal do,tab ek chhoti si possib. hai ki teesri wali ke muh se tumhara bahar aa jaaye.
babu : babu ka 1 liner update ka koi matlab nahi hai.baad me kabhi itminaan se puri story sunaunga.waise baba ki shadi ka to pata hi hoga, latst me bhabhi pet se hai abhi.(pet se kya,kaha kaha se hai ,babu hi jaane.bolte hai pura diwali vacation ,bedrum se na khud bahar aaya, na bhabhi ko aane diya.boss, bhabhi to pet se, muh se nak,kan se, har jagah se hongi.saare gaddhe bhar diye baba ne.
dave sir : koi update nahi mila bhai dave sir ka.bas itna suna tha ki dave sir ne maang bhar di suarya ki.abe nahi chutiyo wo wali maang nahi, wo dusri wali.jo peechwade me hoti hai.wadde log wadde shauk.
bas be, matter to hai lekin likhne ki kuwat nahi hai abhi.aur tensn na lo waqt aane par sabke updats aayenge.and belatd happy diwali to evry1.
and also i request evry1 to start contributin 2 da blog, whenevr u get time.let evry1's views,ideas,news,truth,lies,halftruths, be known to evry1 else.and d others,if u read it atleast leave a comment.
add a comment,add a blog.nething.make dis blog d hotspot of truth regardin ne1 u know.regular visit maro,regular comment karo,regular contri karo.aaye, padhe ,gaye is not it.chetan ne jab fite dekar banaya hai to atleast show some zeal.45 din me 23 comments is pity sad be.real,imaginary kuch bhi likho yar atlst aisa to lage , apna circle still roks.inactivity here real bugs me off.cmmon evry1 show some spirit ,atlst for old times sake.
and yeah, ur rite aaj daaru pee thi,but still d above holds.
Ques:- CSE ke mahanayak, Nanhe ke vishay me aap kya jaante hain?? Charitra Chitran dete hue unke jeewan ki vyakhya ki jiye.
Ans:- CSE ke mahanyak "Nanhe" g bade hi chutiya vicharo waale purush hain. Ye bachpan se hi niahayti kameene or harami kisam ke launde the. Chathi kaksha se inhone school ki laundiyo pe galat najar daalni shuru kar di thi, or inki isi lagan k karan laundiyabaaji k shetra me inhe Professor ka pad prapt hua. Professor pad ko adhik bhaav na milne se asantusht hokar Sann 2006-feb mah me "Rashtriya Prodyogiki Sansthan Calicut" me aayojit RAGAM k dauran inhone HOD ka padd sambhala.
Laundiyabaji ke alava inka rujhan bakchodi me bhi tha, "baba" naam ke shaks ke saath milke inhone khoob bakchodi kaati , bakchodo ki shreni me aaj bhi inhe uchchtam isthan prapt hai. Saath hi saath inme chutiya kaatne or gaand lene me bhi inka bolbala raha hai.
Aapki inhi yogyataon k karan inka naam janam janamantar tak liya jaayega.
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